Rise of the Nerds

As it's director put it, DARPA is running into a shortage of "Geeks", but not to worry, Peter Sagal explained how the geeks will rise again from the highschools.
As the geek shortage hits our nations highschools jocks will start looking for new prey and begin shoving pot head and stoners into lockers.  This will leave a surplus of weed which the cheeleaders will start smoking leaving them too stoned to cheer.  Once the jocks realize they have no one to cheer for them they will start dropping out of sports, lose their jockness and the geek, or more formal term "nerd" will rise again out of the ashes to take their rightful place in the dark cubicles in the basements of our nations defense systems. ( I may have elaborated a bit but this was the general gyst of it)