Zombies

Being the time of year that it is I thought that I should share some useful tips on how to survive a zombie attack.

Part I

1. Avoid graveyards
2. If you're running from a zombie and trip and fall, get back up and run. Don't turn around and watch because you will get caught and eaten
3. Zombies can open doors so lock them
4. Zombies run like they're drunk so you can most likely out run them
5. Screaming won't stop them
6. They don't like fire (if you have a flame thrower it is a plus)
7. Zombies eat flesh. My guess is that the less you shower the worst you taste and therefore are less likely to be eaten.
8. You need to destroy the brain. This can be done in a number of ways
a. shoot them in the head
b. hit them in the head with one of the following
- baseball bat
- cricket bat
- crowbar
- tire iron
- shovel
- golf club
c. Cut of the head
- axe
- samurai sword
- Husqvarna 570 chainsaw
9. If someone is dead you need to burn the body to make sure they don't turn into a zombie.
- Napalm
- gas
- Malotov cocktail
10. If you know someone that has been bit use them as bait to lure the zombies into a trap. Then kill them first cause they'll be mad you used them as bait.
11. Never be in the back of a group. You'll be the first to get caught.
12. Get out of the city where zombies like to stay
13. Don't go into abandoned buildings
14. Lock car doors
15. Stay away from windows

I have an Econ midterm to study for but I will finish this ASAP