Sep 7, 2009

Painfully Oblivious

In infomercials, when they try to show how awful the product they’re trying to replace is they show it in black and white. What does that say about old black and white movies?

When a commercial tells you that “Not only will you get this for the low price of $9.99 but we’ll throw in 3 more for the only the cost of shipping!” that means that they can’t even give this product away.

When magazines give work and healthy eating advice they assume that we’re all millionaires, work 2 hours a day and can afford a simple $6,000 two day stay at Bermuda’s finest resort and spa.

Do the guys who still drive the H2’s around with their company logo on it still think it’s cool?

When I hear female tennis players grunt/scream/yell when they hit the ball it makes me wonder if people would watch the WNBA if the players grunted or screamed every time they passed or shot the ball

Adults in commercials – Actors who still haven’t give up the dream of being movie stars.

Wouldn’t be awkward if you’re sitting next to someone who you don’t know in a computer lab and they randomly started looking at your Facebook or Myspace profile

Why do some people feel that they need to eat a 3 course meal in class?

Why do people say HAHAHA or LOL after every text? I don’t laugh whenever I say “I have class today” or “I’m hungry”

I don't get it

2 comments:

Amy said...

the computer lab-facebook incident would be awkward but not as awkward as seeing deer hooves instead of human feet in the stall next to you in a public restroom.

laura said...

so true, so true. good stuff...hahaha, lol.