Here is my most recent response to our friend Saeed. I used the name Josne Mubaraq, my dad used to call us that when we were little (and it conveniently is the name of the current president of Egypt).
Dear Saeed, thank you for responding. As a God fearing man seeking to do right and never take advantage of others by any means I am happy to assist you in the distribution of your wealth. You are not the first person I have had the opportunity to help. Only 2 years ago I was fortunate enough to help a man from Nigeria who had recovered a sum of $15 million due to an American contractor dying in a car accident and leaving no living heir. Needless to say I am quite wealthy and enjoy sharing my wealth with others. I have had my attorneys in Europe study the finance and security laws and they unfortunately prohibit a transfer of this sort. I understand the urgency of your medical situation so I am making ready to personally fly to Dubai to collect the money from you. I am sure that this will be satisfactory with you as you wish to distribute this money as quickly and as safely as possible. Nothing could be safer than me picking it up. My attorneys pointed out that as it is your money in the European bank you will have no inconvenience withdrawing it from your account while you are in Dubai. I plan to fly out tomorrow morning so if you could please give me your contact information and location so I can find you. I look forward to meeting such a philanthropic man as yourself and trust that you will be an inspiration for me to do good.
Regards,
Josne Mubaraq
2 comments:
I approve. Happy to see that grad school is keeping you busy :)
josne, this is the best thing i've ever read. please keep posting his replies. you're the best. xo.
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