The other night one of my friends told me that she didn't think that anything bugged me. She's wrong, I just don't see much use in complaining but I decided to list a few things that drive me nuts.
Chewing with your mouth open. Unless your under the age of 3 don't do this. We all have noses and can breath through it while we chew (unless you lost it on Everest due to frostbite. Then you're excused). Someone smacking food around in their found is easily the most annoying noise in the world to me. Give me fingernails on chalkboards any day.
Texting "K". Why send just this? Why not send "K, see you there" or if you wanted to still save space I think that "K c u thr" will be equally effective. Or if I'm meeting someone some where and I send "I'll meet you by the flagpole after class and we'll throw down there" thats all I need to know. I don't need a "K" to know I'm meeting him at 3pm to whoop his butt. Just by sending that he has made me at least 17% more likely to break his nose and kick him in the liver. At least I have an unlimited text plan. Back when I paid per text the "k" texts made me want to meet someone at the flagpole.
wRiTIng lIkE ThIs. This isn't cute. Maybe you could do it on your valentines in 6th grade but after that it's really not that cool/cute/interesting. I have trouble reading like that. It's like something exciting is about to happen cause you see all the capital letters but then you see the lower case and its such a let down. It's like going to a hotel on the beach and you get all excited for the ocean view but when you get to your room you realize that your window faces a brick wall. Lame.
I'm tired and am going to bed but I will expound on the following subjects soon and possibly ad some more.
-Politics
-Photographers who really aren't photographers
-Self righteous vegetarians
And to the person that prank called me the other week, I now know who you are.
4 comments:
You seem like such a happy person. I must get to know you better.
not much has changed....
and I write like tHiS! :)
& try to tell me you don't enjoy a good prank call every now & again...
that is the most hilarious and most accurate post i have ever read. we have the EXACT same pet peeves. i'm not kidding. doesn't it seem like everyone a "photographer" these days?
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