Don't tell your mom

So I went to the bank yesterday to deposit a bunch of cash that had accumulated after a while, 1's 5's 10's etc. I put the money on the counter for the teller and the girl she was training. When the new girl saw all the cash she asked if I was a waiter. I thought for a second and then calmly told her I was a stripper. I don't know why I said it, it just came into my mind as something that would be funny and it sure was. Both of them got strange looks on their faces and the new girl actually screamed a little. I started laughing and they calmed down and I told them that I actually keep my clothes on when I work painting houses. It was a good time. If you're ever bored and at a bank, give it a try and see what happens.