Apr 5, 2009

Too Real To Be Real

In the last month or so I've started noticing how many "reality" TV shows there are on TV. The fact that I have cable compounds this. There's even a show about people who just go on reality shows. I've been thinking, could I be on any of these shows? Here's a list of shows that are currently on TV.

Rock of Love Bus - I like buses and I like to rock, but I'm not great at love. Maybe

The Bachelor - Me and 20 something hot girls in a mansion. What wouldn't work?

Survivor - I like camping in random places and running around in the woods in a loinclothe. I'm liking it.

The Biggest Loser - I am quite a loser, this could work.

America's Next Top Model - Tyra Banks scares me, and one of the judges dyes his hair silver. No.

Big Brother - I am a big brother already.

Make Me a Supermodel - I don't need anyone's help. I practice in my bathroom mirror. No.

The Real World XVI - I hate overly dramatic people. This would give me a chance to punk some of them. Could work.

Tough Love - This guy tells girls why they can't get guys. I'd be his sidekick.

For the Love of Ray J - No idea what this is. I don't want a guy loving me though.

A Double Shot of Love - Hot twins. I can deal with that.

American Gladiators - I like to pretend that I'm a gladiator sometimes. Running around in a fancy leotard, dodging monster sized humans and tennis ball machines sounds like a great weekend.

1 comment:

anna said...

I'd like to be on gladiators...maybe we can form a team: Team Hot Cousins...eh.