So a few days this last few weeks I've woken up early and haven't been able to go back to sleep. Whats up with that? That never happens. I wake up early when I don't want to and I can't wake up early when I want to. I usually don't get sick either but since I've been walking around with soaked feet at work the last few nights I woke up today feeling like crap. I don't think that landing on my head yesterday at the Bird helped. Thank goodness for massage chairs.
So I'm lying here on my couch watching a movie that has some of the best and funniest quotes I've heard in a long time such as:
"Buenos noches!"
"Buenos nachos!"
"I'm just hear to control the funkiness"
"I'm American."
"No way, I'm Mexican."
If you can correctly identify this movie based on the quotes I'll let you sit in the massage chair I stole from my parents house.
I had a random question come to my mind the other day, and girls, please don't get mad at this. I think it's a legitimate question.
I was on the tram and there was a person next to me with a decent mustache. Mustaches were on my mind since my roomates were having a mustache party in a few days. I thought to myself, "That's a nice mustache, they'd be welcome at the party." I looked a bit closer and then realized that this was not a man, it was a woman. So here is my question. When women have abnormal amounts of facial hair why do they not shave it, wax it or laser it away? Do they not notice it? What goes through their mind when they see it in the mirror? "Yes, that is a nice mustache if I say so myself. My husband will definitely be jealous when he sees this." If your razor is already out to shave your legs why not just make a quick run over your upper lip? That is all.
2 comments:
the 3 amigos!
Nope, more recent and not your typical comedians
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