Here are 25 very important things I've learned over the past 25 years.
1. Wear clean underwear whenever possible
2. Pizza makes a good breakfast, lunch or dinner
3. Understanding women is as simple as understanding nuclear physics with a second grade education
4. Find something you're good at or really like and pursue it
5. Spray on deodorant is not fun to use when it's really cold
6. Don't be a jerk
7. Don't pick your nose in public
8. Don't take someone's food without asking. It's really annoying when someone does it
9. You can always find something cheaper online.
10. Fannypacks had their place in time but should be done forever
11. Don't be that guy (Gym guy, golf guy, softball guy etc.)
12. Parents shouldn't start their kids off in a bad spot in life by giving them a bad name. (Lemonjello, Oragello, Lafonda, Lone Wolf, Blanket, Apple, Abcde)
13. Cats suck
14. Just because someone has money doesn't mean they're smart.
15. People who dress their pets have issues
16. Laugh at yourself when you do stupid stuff. I laugh alot.
17. Flight of the Conchords can change your life
18. Skiing is the closest thing to flying without using a parachute or a flight suit
19. It's not that hard to learn the guitar if you actually practice
20. Always check your fly after pit stops
21. When you inevitably are caught with your fly down act like to meant to leave it down
22. Black clothes are more economical than white clothes because you can wear them more between washes
23. Stride and Trident are the longest lasting gums
24. Never eat a hotdog from a gas station
25. Enjoy everyday
4 comments:
oh how I envy your wisdom, big brother.
all great advice. you have become very wise in your 25 years. i hit 26 in a couple days and i'm having a mini mid-twenties crisis about it. closer to 30 than 20. yikes. hope you had a happy happy birthday...xoxo
Lemonjello... Someone read Freakonomics!
Neat blog you've got here, even if it is a bit too chipper for me... Though if I looked like you, I might be chipper too. You look happy and smiley.
Once again, clever little space you have here. Adios!
me again commenting on your blog.
i love this post. good clever advice as well. it made me think what i'd put down for the (soon to be) 22 years i've been alive! hmmm.....
1. the Tribune's crossword puzzles are much more enjoyable and successful with a friend.
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