The worst kind of rent-a-cop

So I'm watching the Jazz game and they just showed a closeup of the Houston bench and I noticed that there's a guy who has to sit behind them facing the crowd. I'm assuming that its to keep people from throwing stuff at them or doing any number of inappropriate actions but does he really have to sit there and not watch the game? As crappy as being a security guard at the game would be (since 72% of people at the game see you as an annoying rent-a-cop) I think they should at least be allowed to watch the game. Can you imagine the conversation the next when he sees his friend at the store: "Did you see the end of the game? I can't believe they missed that shot" "No, I was observing the crowd for any misdeeds or inappropriate actions that may have occurred. Thank goodness my security skills kept them from happening." Maybe they should just get them the bench covers that they have for soccer teams. Problem solved and no unhappy rent-a-cops who missed the last play of the game because he was fulfilling his duty to protect, serve and sit on his butt.

I've never had spring skiing like I've had the last two days. Thanks to over a foot of fresh snow and Marchesque temperatures the last few days it's been sick! After a few good runs down Silver Fox I headed over to Alta and hit Eagles Nest which was nearly untouched. If turned out to be one of the best runs I've ever had down it. I've been thinking that it might be possible to keep skiing at the bird all the way through to next season.

In my opinion, when it snows in the middle of April and the day before was 70 degrees God is having his April Fools which is entirely fine with me.

I learned a Splaffy this weekend. Enough said.

So i learned part of another song on the guitar so I'm closer to becoming a rock star. I know at least 10 notes now. I haven't told anyone else though cause they'll tell me I'm playing it wrong which I probably am, but I'm a rockstar and it doesn't matter.

April Fools FOOLS!!

Yesterday was one of the best days of the year and I was so stoked for it. I decided the day before that the best prank to pull would be to post my roomates cars for sale online so that exactly what i did. I put up pictures, my roomates phone numbers and emails and put the prices ridiculously low. People started calling them around 7am and continued all day. When all was said and done one roomate received 27 calls, another 17 and another 7. It couldn't have gone better. Of course when I got home at night they had moved all of my furniture out of my room onto our balconey.