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Zombies

Being the time of year that it is I thought that I should share some useful tips on how to survive a zombie attack.

Part I

1. Avoid graveyards
2. If you're running from a zombie and trip and fall, get back up and run. Don't turn around and watch because you will get caught and eaten
3. Zombies can open doors so lock them
4. Zombies run like they're drunk so you can most likely out run them
5. Screaming won't stop them
6. They don't like fire (if you have a flame thrower it is a plus)
7. Zombies eat flesh. My guess is that the less you shower the worst you taste and therefore are less likely to be eaten.
8. You need to destroy the brain. This can be done in a number of ways
a. shoot them in the head
b. hit them in the head with one of the following
- baseball bat
- cricket bat
- crowbar
- tire iron
- shovel
- golf club
c. Cut of the head
- axe
- samurai sword
- Husqvarna 570 chainsaw
9. If someone is dead you need to burn the body to make sure they don't turn into a zombie.
- Napalm
- gas
- Malotov cocktail
10. If you know someone that has been bit use them as bait to lure the zombies into a trap. Then kill them first cause they'll be mad you used them as bait.
11. Never be in the back of a group. You'll be the first to get caught.
12. Get out of the city where zombies like to stay
13. Don't go into abandoned buildings
14. Lock car doors
15. Stay away from windows

I have an Econ midterm to study for but I will finish this ASAP

Lows and Highs

Low: Broken wrist with hard cast

High: I have an instant club for the next 3 weeks in case I get in a fight
High: I have something to draw on when I get bored
High: I now have a good reason to wear snap up shirts instead of button up shirts
High: Whoever thinks that showering with a garbage bag on their arm hasn't tried it
High: Immediate conversation piece
High: I now have an excuse for misspelling words
High: lkjsadfojas
High: People might think I'm tough
High: I now longer take being able to scratch an itch for granted
High: Drawing on my cast is like getting a tattoo that I can take off if I don't like it
High: I'm not wearing lace up shoes for 3 weeks
High: If I trip and fall I'm not going to rebreak my wrist with my cast on. I can fall all I want now.


Clearly the pros outweigh the cons in this situation.

Mississippi Wrangler

Here's to you Brett. After 472 touchdown throws, 277 games played, 9,405 pass attempts, 5,805 completions, dozens of Wrangler commercials and 2 botched retirements you are now the first quarterback to beat all 32 NFL teams. 4 days shy of your 40th birthday none the less. Now the question is at what cost. You can never show your face in Wisconsin again (having lived in the midwest I don't know if that's the worst thing in the world). This would be the equivalent of Brian Johnson winning the Sugar Bowl and then transferring to BYU to play. Pure blasphemy. But the Vikings are loving it. They're 4-0 for the first time since 2003 and a potential Super Bowl contenders. But.........Wisconsonians and Cheeseheads everywhere hate him. Life can be bittersweet.

What to do?

North, South, East or West. So many directions to choose from for fall break.